drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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