I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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