Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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