gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Two words: blizzard sex
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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