if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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