i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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