okay pat passed out under dana's car
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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