I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
