yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I need a burrito and a hug.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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