oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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