So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
