He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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