real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
