I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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