oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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