I must be too annoying 4 u.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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