Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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