Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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