How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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