I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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