If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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