So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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