My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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