Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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