You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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