i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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