What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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