I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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