We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We need to rekindle our bromance
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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