Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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