i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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