Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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