Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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