the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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