i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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