Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
we're so committed to being not committed
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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