Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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