How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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