I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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