so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you traded sex for a burrito?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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