I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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