I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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