no, he came in my armpit
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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