her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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