You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
