I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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