Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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