I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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