we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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