no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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