He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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