we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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