Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
