Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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