u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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