People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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