I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
