A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
i believe in u and ur pee
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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