dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she smelled like a LAN party
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
